Force Argument (Ad Baculum)

Force Argument (Ad Baculum) means argument of the "stick" or the "CUDGEL"!

Introduction: A Poison Tree

Hello, this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer here with my newest blog which is dedicated to protecting erotic Star Wars eels known as Colo Claw Fish from sadistic Star Wars marine mammals known as Sando Aqua Monsters.  The little poem below has a big punch and is called A Poison Tree and was written by William Blake.

A Poison Tree - William Blake

The comic above is EXACTLY WHY I totally loathe the Sando Aqua Menace, especially since the images are 100% accurate on that particular scene that I detest in The Phantom Menace as to why I am showing it.  What the Sando Aqua Monster did in that only scene that I hate in all of the Star Wars Prequels makes me furious and has long since sprouted a poison tree in me.  This is also one of the reasons why I became an atheist and I have a flagship leviathan that creature designer Neville Page designed for a JJ Abrams monster movie.  Neville Page also did creature designs for my all-time favorite movie, James Cameron's Avatar.  The Cloverfield Monster is up to 153 meters tall, 225.6 meters wide with arms outstretched, and 365.8 meters long.  This is over TWICE the size of a fully grown Sando Aqua Monster, bu this thing is only an infant.  I am not bluffing, this can be proven in the Cloverfield Featurette called "I Saw It!  It's Alive!  It's Huge!" on a Cloverfield DVD or Blu-Ray or even uploaded to YouTube!  This animal was bombed twice and remained uninjured form attacks that would have killed even the strongest Sando Aqua Monsters.  The Cloverfield Monster wins hands down!

My Flagship Leviathan: The Cloverfield Monster

There are nincompoops who defend what I hate about the Sando Aqua Menace such as a pesky YouTuber known as Neil Edger who keeps pestering and attacking me despite the fact that I keep blocking him. An adult version of the Cloverfield Monster cna simply splat a Sando Aqua Monster by simply stepping on them.